Currently

This week: 256 pages

Last Week: 378 pages

This Semester: 962 pages

1. "Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath." -Rules for My Unborn Son

2. "Remember, the girl you're with is somebody's sister. And he's perfectly capable of kicking your ass." -Rules for My Unborn Son

3. "Later he married and divorced the same four times, sometimes marrying other women in between, including one whose name was, honestly, Squirrellly." -A Girl Named Zippy